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- Alexander Hamilton
- -How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore
- -Spot in the Caribbean
- -The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
- -By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
- -Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
- -And he wrote his first refrain
- -Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
- -When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
- -but his mother went quick
- -Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide
- -The bow of a ship headed for a new land
- Aaron Burr, Sir
- -I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the
revolution.
- My Shot
- -I’m ‘a get a scholarship to King’s College
- -Only nineteen
- -Then King George turns around, runs a spending spree
- -Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
- The Story of Tonight
- -But I will gladly join the fight!
- The Schuyler Sisters
- -Take Philip Schuyler: the man is loaded
- -I’m a trust fund
- -Common Sense by Thomas Paine
- Farmer Refuted
- -And I present “Free Thoughts on the
- -Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of
tea?
- You'll Be Back
- -The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay
- -In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
- -Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
- -I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
- Right Hand Man
- -British Admiral Howe’s got troops on the water
- -The venerated Virginian veteran
- -Writin’ letters to relatives
- -keep retreating?
- -Yo, let’s steal their cannons—
- -we’re abandonin’ Kips Bay
- -We gotta run to Harlem quick
- -I was a captain under General Montgomery
- -Your excellency, you wanted to see me?
- - Nathaniel Green and Henry Knox wanted to hire you…
- -I’m working with a third of what our Congress has promised
- -I’ll write to Congress and tell ‘em we need supplies,
- -And his right hand man!
- A Winter's Ball
- -Washington hires Hamilton right on sight
- -Ladies!
- -Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him!
- -And the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all
- Helpless
- -I’m writin’ a letter nightly
- -Laughin’ at my sister, cuz she wants to form a harem
- -While you’re asking for his blessin’
- -Eliza, I don’t have a dollar to my name
- -Peggy confides in me,
- Satisfied
- -I know my sister like I know my own mind
- The Story of Tonight (Reprise)
- -Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel
- -She’s married to a British officer
- Wait for It
- -He's on the British side in Georgia
- -My grandfather was a fire and brimstone preacher
- -My father commanded respect
- -Just a legacy to protect
- Stay Alive
- -I have taken over writing all his correspondence
- -They only take British money,
- -I go back to New York and my apprenticeship
- -I ask for French aid,
- -We write essays against slavery
- -I’m a General. Whee!!!!
- -He shits the bed at the Battle of Monmouth
- -A thousand soldiers die in a hundred degree heat
- -He started sayin’ this to anybody who would listen:
- -go back to plantin’ tobacco in Mount Vernon
- -Then I’ll do it
- Ten Duel Commandments
- -But your man has to answer for his words, Burr
- Meet Me Inside
- -You shot him in the side!
- Guns and Ships
- -I go to France for more funds
- -We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
- -fluent in French
- -I have soldiers that will yield for you
- History has its Eyes on You
- -I led my men straight into a massacre
- Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)
- -I go back to France
- -Take the bullets out your gun!
- -The code word is ‘Rochambeau,’
- -Lafayette is there waiting—
- -A tailor spyin’ on the British government!
- -I’m runnin’ with the Sons of Liberty
- -We lower our guns as he frantically waves a white handkerchief
- -We negotiate the terms of surrender
- What Comes Next?
- -The price of my war’s not a price that they’re willing to pay
- -You cheat with the French, now I’m fighting with France and with
Spain
- Dear Theodosia
- -You have your mother’s name
- -My son
- Tomorrow There'll Be More Of Us
- -"On Tuesday the 27th, my son was killed in a gunfight against
British troops retreating from South Carolina. The war was already
over. As you know, John dreamed of emancipating and recruiting 3000
men for the first all-black military regiment. His dream of freedom
for these men dies with him."
- Non-Stop
- -I practiced law, Burr worked next door
- -This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
- -I was chosen for the Constitutional Convention!
- -Goes and proposes his own form of government!
- -Talks for six hours!
- -A series of essays, anonymously published
- -Alexander joins forces with James Madison and John Jay to write a
series of essays defending the new United States Constitution,
entitled The Federalist Papers. The plan was to write a total of
twenty-five essays, the work divided evenly among the three men. In
the end, they wrote eighty-five essays, in the span of six months.
John Jay got sick after writing five. James Madison wrote
twenty-nine. Hamilton wrote the other fifty-one!
- -They are asking me to lead
- What'd I Miss
- -Washington's the President
- -Pissed him off until we had a two-party system
- -cause he's been kickin' ass as the ambassador to France
- -I helped Lafayette draft a declaration
- -Sally be a lamb
- -I am to be the Secretary of State, great!
- Cabinet Battle #1
- -Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a
national bank.
- -Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
- Take A Break
- -But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait
- -You know I have to get my plan through Congress
- Say No to This
- -That’s when Miss Maria Reynolds walked into my life
- -I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away
- -I said that last time. It became a pastime
- -Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
- -Nobody needs to know
- The Room Where it Happens
- -They renamed it after him. The Mercer legacy is secure
- -Decisions are happening over dinner
- -The room where it happened
- Schuyler Defeated
- -"War hero Philip Schuyler loses senate seat to young upstart Aaron
Burr"
- Cabinet Battle #2
- -France is on the verge of war with England
- -we signed a treaty
- -We signed a treaty with a King whose head is now in a basket
- -Draft a statement of neutrality
- Washington On Your Side
- -Thanks to Hamilton, our cab’net’s fractured into factions
- -Which I wrote
- -I have to resign
- One Last Time
- -I’m stepping down. I’m not running for President
- -Though, in reviewing the incidents of my administration, I am
unconscious of intentional error, I am nevertheless too sensible of
my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many
errors. I shall also carry with me
- I Know Him
- The Adams Administration
- -Protean creator of the Coast Guard
- -Founder of the New York Post
- -Jefferson’s the runner-up, which makes him the Vice President
- -Hamilton publishes his response
- We Know
- Hurricane
- -I wrote my way out
- -The Reynolds Pamphlet
- The Reynolds Pamphlet
- -And he wrote it down right there
- -With his knowing consent
- Blow Us All Away
- -Meet the latest graduate of King's College!
- -He disparaged my father's legacy in front of a crowd
- -Across the river, in Jersey
- -When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air
- Stay Alive (Reprise)
- -Mr. Hamilton, come in. They brought him in a half an hour ago. He
lost a lot of blood on the way over.
- -The bullet entered just above his hip
- It's Quiet Uptown
- -I take the children to church on Sunday
- -Forgiveness. Can you imagine?
- The Election of 1800
- -John Adams shat the bed. I love the guy, but he's in traction
- -You're openly campaigning?
- -Jefferson has my vote
- -Yeah, you know what? We can change that.
- Your Obedient Servant
- -Dear Alexander:
- -Weehawken. Dawn
- Best of Wives and Best of Women
- -I know. I just need to write something down
- The World Was Wide Enough
- -My friend, William P. Van Ness signed on as my—
- -Nathaniel Pendleton and a doctor that he knew
- -Hamilton was wearing his glasses
- -I strike him right between his ribs
- -I walk towards him, but I am ushered away
- -Were both at his side when he died
- -Now I’m the villain in your history
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- -I couldn't undo it if I tried
- -I live another fifty years
- -She is buried in Trinity Church
- -I raise funds in D.C. for the Washington Monument
- -I established the first private orphanage in New York City
- -Oh, I can't wait to see you again
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